Day 127-130: Bow tie wearing ferret

FIRST POST OF THE NEW YEAR!

I know New Years already passed but I figured that I would start one of my many New Year resolutions now. Well, actually how about I tell all you what 'they' are & why:

-No more drinking.

I never really understood they point in drinking except for the sole purpose of making a fool of yourself & getting away with it because you were said arguably 'drunk'.

-No more pop sippin'.

Yes, pop sippin'. Simply enough, I drink WAY too much pop.

-Keep up with my blog.

I only have six more months here & the whole point of this blog was to update it everyday for you guys, but as you know I have been slaking so this is where it all is going to change. Also, I'm going to take & post a photo everyday on here. I mean, I AM in photography school!

-No more procrastinating.

Both Alaska & I made that a New Year resolution. Both of us know we do it way too much.

And last but not least...drum roll please....badahm badahm badahm badahm...that actually sounds like a horse galloping if you say it out loud like I bet all of you just did...anyways...

-NO MORE CURSING!

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Can you believe it? Yeah, me either. Why did I decide to give up swearing? I should have know you would wonder that. Well, unlike the figment characters that play a part in this blog...Alaska, Colorado, Maine, Virgina, Massachusetts etc. are...get this...not just states...THEY ARE PEOPLE TOO! I see them everyday & as joyous as that might be, my sailor of a potty mouth isn't. They are however used to it but as for me, I don't really strike a fancy with it. They are all just acronyms for much longer things anyways. We are just too lazy to say 'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge' every time we burn a finger.

Welp, that's all I have for you guys for today. Oh, I'm also back in MA after a long month away. Bittersweet I suppose. I'm bombarded with assignments to make up & am having mixed emotions about coming back. Also, Massachusetts dyed his hair blue & I love it. He also got me the world's smallest present, wrapped in the smallest newspaper comic wrapping paper all topped off with the smallest bow known to man. Inside this magnificently tiny gift was a little glass hedgehog he found at a candy story. I named it Melvin. Another thing, I'm convinced I got bad juju from a ferret key chain a Chinese lady gave me. Which I think is highly rude of it since I complimented it on it's pink bow tie.

<--This was taken a few days ago not today but it still counts.

<--Massachusetts' blue hair.

<--Bad juju ferret. Like his bow tie?